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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:56

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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
No way
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
No go.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
—
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
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No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.